The turducken of beef jerky. Low in fat, high in protein we're talkin' a hybrid potato chip/beef/pepper seasoning mashup. In the words of Charlie Bucket, "more please."
Kuchofuku Air Conditioned Work Shirt, $186
This work shirt is equipped with fans powered off two AAs and is created by a company that has previous cooling experience in things such as seat cushions, mats and beds. I want to buy this for every guy I go on a date with and looks like there are sweat stains pouring off him because of the sweltering NYC heat. I feel bad.
App Creeper, $13
New rents will xo this baby onesie from ThinkGeek.
Super Catnip Spray, $11
A must have for any cat owner. Spray this on toys or scratching posts. Also pairs well with Cosmic Catnip Bubbles - but friendly reminder again, per previous post and personal experience do not let Cosmic Catnip Bubbles accidentally pop in your eye. It does not end well.
iRestore Hair Gadget, $599
It's like Latisse for men. Hands free hair laser treatment that "combats hair loss". This has dice roll written all over it. I hope the guy in this picture is earning a lot of residuals.
R2-D2 Floating Pool Chair, $9
R2-D2 Ice Cube Trays, $10
Still time to use while cooling off this summer. I missed these in my previous R2-D2 round-up!
Portable Hand Shock Prank, $6
Described as "not a toy" the handshake buzzer is so 1980's -- but lets bring it back!
The 7 1/2 foot Slumber Bear ($600) or the 4 ft Heirloom Dragon ($1000)
Whats up with kids toys these days? If I got an ice cream cake for my birthday party when I was little I was in my own heaven. Now, you have to get a them a toy dragon -- how do these things even ship??
Nothing says awesome like junking up the yard and depreciating the neighborhood value quite like a yard Yeti. Must have.
And for funs... #MustREAD.
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