We all know that one guy in high school that maced himself just to try it out. We semi felt bad for him. But that is nothing compared to being hit with the power of the jolokia.India has released a new weapon ; a chili pepper grenade. The Jolokia, also known as ghost chili, it is 1000x hotter than the average spice. And according to Guinness Book of World Records it is the hottest chili in the world.
When the grenade explodes it peppers (no pun intended) its victim with blindness and even breathing problems that can last upwards of hours. !@#? The lead scientist said it would work in choking a terrorist to come out of hiding. Intense.
Now, if I could only convince them that unleashing the smell of the popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys in a regimented air assault would be as equally repulsive, we could be on to something...
Pic ctsy: nydailynews.com
Oh, how about the Harry Potter every flavor jelly beans? Yeah, I was the sucker that tried the snot flavor. Not fun. Whats interesting about the chili pepper grenade is that they can actually take the firing mechanism off and empty the oil onto foods as well. So its like a multipurpose grenade. Pretty cool stuff. Until you accidentally rub your eyes.
ReplyDeletethat's hotter than richard reid's tennis shoes!
ReplyDeletehaha casey - you ate the Bertie Bots?!
ReplyDeleteFo sho Gabe...
Oh yeah I ate the Bertie Bots. I'm kind of a big deal in the candy world ;) No, but seriously, worst candy decision i've made since the Skittle's fizzlers. I'm starting to think i devote to much of my life to candy.
ReplyDeleteok wait, must try Starburst sours. A mix of sour patch kids and gushers. let me know how that goes for ya...
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ReplyDeletei can see this being used in the next Rambo movie :)
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